I don’t like receiving flowers. I love looking at them and taking pictures of them. But I get frustrated when I receive them, knowing that in a few days they’ll wilt and die. So I would often tell my lovers, don’t give me flowers because I don’t want our relationship to last a week. That is why I don’t get flowers – ever.
I don’t like chocolates – except when it’s at that time of the month. After the first bite, I’d give the rest away. Same way with cakes – one slice and am happy. That is if you’re lucky. Most of the time, I’d just give it away. So, no cakes and chocolates for me.
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